The Right Is Prettier Than The Left?

Except they left Condi out on the Republican side. And Condi is a babe, particularly when she wears The Matrix Outfit (above).

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Top Hollywood Movies Summer 2007

As of August 2007. Amount in millions:

Spider Man 3 $336
Shrek 3 $321
Pirates of the Carribean $308
Transformers $307
Harry Potter & Order of Phoenix $279
Ratatouille $197
Bourne Ultimatum $167
The Simpson Movie $165
Knocked Up $147
Live Free or Die Hard $133
Fantastic Four $131
Ocean's Thirteen $117
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry $111
Hairspray $102

Source: Variety & The Washington Post

Tiger Woods To Design Golf Course

A recent full page ad in The Wall Street Journal (81707) described the world's #1 golfer's plans to design his first American golf course at The Cliffs near Asheville, North Carolina. Hey Tiger, if you have any trouble with extremist environmentalist in those woods, give us a call. We have dealt effectively with them before and would love to again.

Homesites range from $300,000 to more than $3 million. Well don't think we will be living on that golf course, though we hope to play it one day. And custom homes range from $700,000 to more than $5 million. William R. Shelton is the Broker-in-Charge. 866-253-7816

Forbes Lists Top Hip Hop Money Makers for 2006

1. Jay-Z: $34 million
2. 50 Cent: $32 million
3. Sean (Diddy) Combs: $28 million
4. Timbaland: $21 million
5. Dr. Dre: $20 million
6. Lil Jon: $14 million
7. Swizz Beatz: $12 million
8. Chamillionair: $11 milion

Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee Plays Bass Guitar

We like Mike, left, because he is cool and conservative. On top of that he plays bass. Larry Graham is surely proud. Since we have not heard Mike play we do not know if he thumps and plucks like Larry Graham (inventor of the thump and pluck). Bill Clinton might be Elvis but Mike Huckabee is Larry Graham.

Mike Huckabee is the bass player for his band, Capital Offense. Huckabee recently won the Iowa Straw Poll and it gave his campaign renewed life. Huckwbee would clearly be a great president. Lucid and straight forward, he expresses his conservative values without hesitation and in clear tones. Huckabee is also good on global warming too.

Black-Owned Country Clubs: Golf & Tennis Anyone?

Hercules Pitts, right, is the African American owner and CEO of Marlborough Golf Club in Upper Marlboro, Maryland and Lake Arbor Golf in Mitchellville, Maryland. So it appears that the only black-owned country clubs in the United States are located in the richest majority black county in the country -- Prince George's County.

For more information on Lake Arbor Golf Club call 301-336-7771. For more information on the Marlborough Golf Club call 301-952-1300. (The Washington Informer)

Elvis Presley Copied Sly Stone Costumes & Sideburns

Elvis Presley was The King but Sly Stone is the Emperor. The Emperor is still rocking 30 years after The King stopped. Clearly Elvis saw Stone in concert and started copying his style. Those Vegas-style jumpsuits were right out of Sly's closet. Except for the hat. Elivs was not into hats. Stone was always into hats. Anyway, the proof is in the pictures. Look at Sly's outfit, left, and at Elvis', right. Elvis clearly copied Sly.

Elivs copied black artists during his entire career. He, like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, was quick to credit the influence. Elvis became the coolest white entertainer by copying blacks. Elvis was Chuck Berry without the guitar licks and Little Richard without the, well, Little Richard. But El had that voice. Nobody could take that voice from him even in the end when he was struggling with weight and drugs. How in the world did Sly outlive Elvis by at least 30 years. Back in 1970 nobody would have made that bet. Presley's drug use was hidden until he died, whereas Sly showed up high (cute and popular at the time) at many venues.