Tiger Woods and John Mayer: "Waiting On The World"

By Jerry Kurl

So John Mayer uses the N-word and says he has a David Duke penis. Is he trying to sell CDs in the Black community or what? Eminen is gonna kick his ass next time he is in the Hood. Says Mayer:

"My d - - k is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke c - - k. I'm going to start dating separately from my d - - k."

Trying to endear yourself to black women John? So Jennifer Anniston was your target because "Friends" did not have any black people on the show [except Aisha Tyler at the end]. Oops. Black woman. But don't worry, Aisha Tyler already has white penis in the house. Her husband (Jeff Tietjens) is white. Oh well, didn't have to scratch this Hollywood liberal to deeply to expose his true self.

Tiger had the Cablinasian thing several years ago and infamously said: "I'm not Black." And all of his extramarital lovers were white. Oh yes, the sisters noticed. So did everybody else. At his mea culpa faux press conference, there was one black in the audience. Is Tiger into the 'one black token' thing too?

Between John Mayer and Tiger Woods, a black woman does not have a chance (with them). My guess is that black women do not want anything to do with them either.